The
Funhouse is a movie tie-in published as a paperback original
in 1980 as by Owen West. A nom de plume Dean Koontz used especially for this
tie-in and again for The Mask (1981).
The screenplay that inspired it was written by Larry Block, and to stop any
confusion, it was not the suspense writer responsible for Matt Scudder, Bernie
Rhodenbarr, Chip Harrison, and Keller. It was another Larry Block altogether.
The film version was a bust. It was directed by Tobe Hooper (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre), and, three
months after the novel’s release, the film opened and disappeared without
notice. The novel, however, did the opposite. It went through eight printings
and sold more than a million copies while making an appearance on The New York Times bestseller list.
The
Funhouse is, as far as I know, Mr. Koontz’s only media tie-in
novel (unless we consider his Frankenstein series a tie-in, which I’m unwilling
to do). It is a straight horror story, another oddity for Mr. Koontz, and very
good. Ellen Harper is young and beautiful. She married a carny, Conrad Straker,
to escape her domineering mother and quickly became pregnant. Her child is born
less than normal. Its growth rate phenomenal, and ugly beyond Ellen’s comprehension.
She believes the infant is trying to kill her, and on a stormy August night she
kills it in self-defense. Conrad is mad with grief, and sends Ellen away with
an oath of revenge—
“I’ll
find you. I swear I will. I’ll find you, and I’ll take your children just like
you took my little boy. I’ll kill them.”
The years pass, Ellen remarries and has two more
children. A girl, Amy, who is a senior in high school and a young son named
Joey. It has been more than two decades since Conrad sent Ellen away, but he is
still seeking revenge. A revenge coming close as his circus moves into Ellen’s
new hometown.
The
Funhouse is pure carny fun. It is simple by Mr. Koontz’s more
recent novels, the plot has fewer complications and the characters are a tad
more generic, but the deceptively simple narrative is burning with life—
“…but
Mama held her down, held her even harder than before, squeezing the back of her
neck, and Mama wailed and whined and shouted and beat the floor with her free
hand and thrashed about and shuddered with religious passion, begged and
wheedled and whimpered for mercy, mercy for herself and her wayward daughter,
howled and wept and pleaded in a fashion that Catholics usually disdained, in a
devout frenzy that was more suited to the fundamental Christianity for the
Church of the Nazarene, flailed and babbled fervently, until she was finally
prayed out, hoarse, exhausted, limp.”
The plot is linear and fast, but, even twenty-five
years after its initial release, it boasts a few nicely executed and surprising
twists. There is also a sizable helping of carny lore, including the carny
marriage ceremony—riding the carousel forwards as man and woman—and divorce
ceremony—riding the carousel backwards, alone. If every tie-in novel were as
well developed and executed as The
Funhouse, I would read nothing else.
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